Kelly. 18. Not single. I'm sitting here trying to think of a funny/witty description that will make you want to follow me. It's not going so well... I reblog whatever I like. Usually comedy. A few fandom things. Plenty of animals. And sometimes I post lame text posts that no one ever sees.

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Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: alltimeboners / OP: alltimeboners / 165,086 notes

alltimeboners:

things that are enjoyable:

  • showers

things that are not enjoyable:

  • getting in the shower
  • getting out of the shower

Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: thetumblr-thisisatumblr / OP: familyfriendlyurl / 46,495 notes

familyfriendlyurl:

let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes

Source: familyfriendlyurl

Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: earthlynation / OP: earthlynation / 2,508 notes

earthlynation: White Tiger by irinsmith

earthlynation:

White Tiger by irinsmith


Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: punkmonksteven / OP: to--rn / 197,731 notes

penis-hilton:

that’s what happens when you sing katy perry’s songs

Source: to--rn

Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: benskid / 308 notes

benskid:

i’ll trade you a bunch of green portraits of george washington for a car 

Source: benskid

Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: ramenjesus-deactivated20121014 / TAGGED: This makes me so happyOmgsh / 26,153 notes

Source: dadplanet

Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: sometimelow / OP: gelatins / 44,972 notes

gelatins:

idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know

Source: gelatins

Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: thetumblr-thisisatumblr / OP: fasterfood / 28,311 notes

sodamnrelatable:

i think that the world would be a better place if they just made this the anonymous icon

image

i mean come on

if you got anonymous hate with that face to go with it

nobody would ever feel offended by it again

Source: fasterfood

Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: sometimelow / OP: dustyvagina / 174,960 notes

twatswag:

nickdellorto:

twatswag:

i have to be funny because being hot is not an option

Or you could just be really nice and friendly, works too. 

image

Source: dustyvagina

Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: noteverythingiswhatitseems- / OP: sugariemiaou / TAGGED: I'm going to be sickTell me this isn't real / 113,778 notes

ejacutastic:

armadildomon:

heavy trigger warnings for rape.

all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names. 

hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.

IF YOU WANT TO SIT HERE AND TELL ME THERE IS NOT A PROBLEM WITH MISOGYNY AND SEXISM THEN YOU’RE A FUCKING DENSE IDIOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Source: sugariemiaou

Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: alltimeboners / OP: touchmypotato / 73,906 notes

strangelystatuesque:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

Source: touchmypotato

Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: gaywhitesweater-deactivated2012 / 99,543 notes

limpdickmirrorpic:

gaywhitesweater2:

gaywhitesweater:

do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”

image

i’m still crying


Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: gaybabyjail-deactivated20130507 / 30,684 notes

methfab:

do the harlem stop


Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: kcaunthony-deactivated20130417 / OP: distraughtteen / 23,873 notes

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Mar 7th at 6PM / VIA: punkmonksteven / OP: inthelifeofa / 186,668 notes

note-a-bear: i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal: A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him. This is still the best news item.

note-a-bear:

i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal:

A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.

This is still the best news item.

Source: inthelifeofa