Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: alltimeboners / OP: alltimeboners / 165,086 notes
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
Kelly. 18. Not single. I'm sitting here trying to think of a funny/witty description that will make you want to follow me. It's not going so well... I reblog whatever I like. Usually comedy. A few fandom things. Plenty of animals. And sometimes I post lame text posts that no one ever sees.
Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: alltimeboners / OP: alltimeboners / 165,086 notes
things that are enjoyable:
- showers
things that are not enjoyable:
- getting in the shower
- getting out of the shower
Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: thetumblr-thisisatumblr / OP: familyfriendlyurl / 46,495 notes
let me in ur friend group ill be that weird kid who occasionally says funny stuff and who nobody actually likes
Mar 7th at 10PM / VIA: earthlynation / OP: earthlynation / 2,508 notes
Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: punkmonksteven / OP: to--rn / 197,731 notes
that’s what happens when you sing katy perry’s songs
Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: benskid / 308 notes
i’ll trade you a bunch of green portraits of george washington for a car
Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: ramenjesus-deactivated20121014 / TAGGED: This makes me so happyOmgsh / 26,153 notes
Mar 7th at 9PM / VIA: sometimelow / OP: gelatins / 44,972 notes
idk how you guys can send anon hate, like i can’t even send a nice anon without being scared that i didn’t hit anon and now they know
Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: thetumblr-thisisatumblr / OP: fasterfood / 28,311 notes
i think that the world would be a better place if they just made this the anonymous icon
i mean come on
if you got anonymous hate with that face to go with it
nobody would ever feel offended by it again
Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: sometimelow / OP: dustyvagina / 174,960 notes
i have to be funny because being hot is not an option
Or you could just be really nice and friendly, works too.
Mar 7th at 8PM / VIA: noteverythingiswhatitseems- / OP: sugariemiaou / TAGGED: I'm going to be sickTell me this isn't real / 113,778 notes
heavy trigger warnings for rape.
all right, I’ve calmed down enough to post this, and hell fuckin’ no I ain’t blurrin’ out names.
hi my name is rachael, and this is why feminism is still needed. I have nothing else to say.
IF YOU WANT TO SIT HERE AND TELL ME THERE IS NOT A PROBLEM WITH MISOGYNY AND SEXISM THEN YOU’RE A FUCKING DENSE IDIOT HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: alltimeboners / OP: touchmypotato / 73,906 notes
I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.
Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: gaywhitesweater-deactivated2012 / 99,543 notes
do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.”
i’m still crying
Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: bootipop / OP: gaybabyjail-deactivated20130507 / 30,684 notes
do the harlem stop
Mar 7th at 7PM / VIA: kcaunthony-deactivated20130417 / OP: distraughtteen / 23,873 notes
Mar 7th at 6PM / VIA: punkmonksteven / OP: inthelifeofa / 186,668 notes
i-only-wanted-to-be-your-equal:
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
This is still the best news item.